The market’s gone down the pan. Your chart’s turned brown. Someone just yelled “WHALE DUMP!” and ran for the bathroom.
And there it is: $SKIDMARK.
Still on the charts. Still on your screen. Still somehow not invited to leave.
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Most coins vanish after a market dump. Skidmark leaves evidence.
We’re a gloriously stupid meme coin inspired by crypto’s oldest tradition: buying high, watching it drop, then telling everyone it’s “just a healthy correction.”
No fancy promises. No revolutionary toilet technology. Just a ridiculous name, a questionable mascot, and a stain that refuses to become somebody else’s problem.
*Staying power is a joke. The token could disappear faster than the last roll of toilet paper.
The whales sell.
The chart goes brown.
The group chat goes quiet.
Someone posts: “I’m still bullish.”
$SKIDMARK sticks around.
Like glitter. Like that one stain. Like your mate who says he’s “in it for the tech.”
To make crypto laugh at itself before it cries into the bathroom sink.
A strange new coin appears. Nobody knows who left it there.
The memes multiply. The group chat needs disinfecting.
Some say flush. Some say hold. One person says, “Diamond hands.”
The future is uncertain. The washing machine is doing its best.
Chart loading after launch.
Still trying to get it out of the bowl.
A meme coin named after the thing you hope nobody notices.
Because “The Coin That Gets Flushed Immediately” tested poorly with the focus group.
There’s a website, a logo, and the emotional utility of making your mates groan.
We can’t promise that. We’re still trying to get it out of the bowl.
No. It’s a poop joke with a chart attached.